In recent months, many of us have found ourselves wondering, “How did Donald Trump manage to become president?” Well, we think we know part of the answer. In this leaked photo below, our investigative team managed to uncover what we believe to be the fuel behind Mr. Trump’s presidential surge.
As you can see in our digitally enhanced magnification of this image, it looks like The Donald scored and managed to get his (not small) hands on our coveted lasagna recipe. This turkey sausage lasagna recipe never fails to provide a blast of flavor and nutrients necessary to propel you through your day. We can’t promise that this recipe will help you become president. However, we guarantee it will make your lunch hour great again, and leave you feeling like a billion bucks.
Edit: If you say you want to “make things great again” a lot and actually have a billion dollars, you can probably become president (with or without this lasagna recipe).